Ianto Jones is a man of simple tastes (classic), dress (suits) and drinks (coffee).

Which is why tonight the specials board reads:

TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
MARTINIS

COFFEE
ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT

One teaboy, ready to serve.

So a bloke walks into a bar... in a tuxedo. Whut ( Read more... )

TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
PIMM'S CUP
GIN AND TONIC
ICED MEXICAN LATTE

COFFEE
ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT
LATTE ART AVAILABLE ON REQUEST

Must be the teaboy on duty tonight.

In some parts of the world, the weather is warming up, people are breaking out their summer clothes, and everyone is searching for ways to stay cool.

Ianto Jones does not live in one of those parts of the world.

Still, June carries the promise of summer, doesn't it?

TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
Raspberry Margarita
Frozen Mudslide
White Peach SangriaCOFFEE ( Read more... )

Tonight's Specials
Martinis
for example, dirty, chocolate, sweet, black...
Summer Martini
Long Kiss Goodnight Martini

COFFEE
any way you like it

It's entirely possible that Ianto likes making martinis because he knows he looks good with the shaker.

(Three-quarter time, of course.)


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One teaboy behind the bar. Check.

One list of specials on the board. Check.

TONIGHT'S SPECIALS
Coffee Cocktail
John Collins
Pimm's Cup

COFFEE
ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT

One happy hour. Check.

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(A few hours after this.)The front door to Milliways opens on an early morning somewhere in the woods. Andrew Wells stumbles in, pale and shivering, a second jacket draped around his shoulders over the one he's already wearing; Sam Winchester is a few steps behind him, still outside. Andrew stops just inside the door to lean against the doorjamb ( Read more... )

British Government.

At a corner table.

Tea for two.

Care to join him?

Tonight's Specials
Stump the bartender!
If I don't know your drink, it's free.

COFFEE
ANY WAY YOU LIKE IT

Ianto has been studying the Big Book of Drinks, and he's got a good memory. Time to challenge the teaboy!